FOMO has already started. Your ex will come back when she sees your wallet. Forget tech, we have pure hype.
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This isn't just a cat. This is the ALPHA PREDATOR of the blockchain. While other tokens promise tech, $BIGCHZ promises bear liquidation and eternal pump.
Transactions faster than you can say "Rekt". We fly at light speed while ETH users pay gas with their kidneys.
Diamond hands only. Jeets get mentally banned. If you sell the dip, you are not one of us, bro.
No complex whitepapers. Just buy the cat. It's so dumb, it's genius.
"Born on pump.fun, raised on Valhalla." β Satoshi Nakamoto (probably)
Forget MetaMask, grandpa. Get Phantom. It's your passport to wealth. Lose your seed phrase = go back to McDonald's. Don't be dumb.
Withdraw SOL from CEX. Don't be cheap, we need fuel. Sell a kidney, collect bottles, but find SOL. The more you ape, the faster you retire.
Go to pump.fun. Click BUY until your finger breaks. See a red candle? It's a discount! Don't be a Jeet (pussy), hold till Raydium and beyond. We are going to the Moon π.
"Mom, I'm a crypto trader!"
We are here π
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"Bought the top, rode it down..."
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"HODL till death, never selling!"
"Bought the dip, sold the pump"
"Me and my charts at 3 AM"
"Wake me up at $1"